That was close...

Sorry about that little interruption, there. I kinda spaced out and forgot to pay my bill. The website renewal, I mean.

Yeah, I actually have to spend a little money to do this. Isn't that amusing?

How about some updates?

Kastle Tesla
Having no end of difficulties getting the studio running smoothly. A well-hidden and tenacious gremlin who goes by the name "Latency" has hidden itself somewhere along the signal path. I'm normally pretty tolerant of strays and squatters, but he (or she) has got him(or her)self wedged somewhere that makes bass notes happen an audible number of milliseconds after I play them. That's not good.

Anyone reading this who has any expertise in these matters please contact me. I've done a bunch of research and everything short of actually contacting technical support for any of the devices/applications involved to no avail. I just don't want to make that torturous call, so I'm panhandling instead. Spare some knowledge, buddy?

Life in General
I bought a bike battery. It had the wrong kind of terminals. I brought it back. That sucked. I tried to charge my old battery. It dripped fluid (presumably acid) from the little vent thing. Kinda cool, kinda not. Still haven't tried putting it back in the bike. Not so sure that's a good idea. Definitely don't want to blow anything up.

Anyone who knows anything about not exploding bike batteries, please contact me. Acid burns make for cool supervillains, to be sure, but I'm just not sure my overall attractiveness level can withstand a hit like that.

I'm just not having a very good run at making things work these days.

Oh, well. At least the website is operational again.