Scott is my friend and a fellow musician. We’ve been making music together for a pretty long time. As long as we’ve been friends, anyway, and that’s been a good 14 or 15 years.
Whenever we finish a recording session he usually gives me a cd of the work we’ve accomplished. He also has the peculiar habit or scrawling some juvenile yet inventive and often bizarre profanity on the disc. Naturally, childish idiot that I am, I find this hilarious. I mean, how can you not laugh at a phrase as absurd as “bonerhornet”? Needless to say, I’ve been holding on to them and have amassed quite a collection. These are just a few of them.
This may just be a celebration of the joys of potty humor or it may be an expression of his intense frustration as the de facto engineer/producer on our various projects. Could be both. I don’t care. Shit’s just funny.
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I declare this topic highly disgusting.–The Overlord of Werewolf Heatsticks
i think “jon licks dog balls press kit” is fabulous.word: tabsomim
I have to challenge that Scott hates me more. I have quite a collection of these as well, though minus the Jon part.–Sir Pantsicle
You need to get shots of those, B. In fact, we should all pool them together and make some kind of huge art project out of them. It would be grand.