Scott is my friend and a fellow musician. We’ve been making music together for a pretty long time. As long as we’ve been friends, anyway, and that’s been a good 14 or 15 years.
Whenever we finish a recording session he usually gives me a cd of the work we’ve accomplished. He also has the peculiar habit or scrawling some juvenile yet inventive and often bizarre profanity on the disc. Naturally, childish idiot that I am, I find this hilarious. I mean, how can you not laugh at a phrase as absurd as “bonerhornet”? Needless to say, I’ve been holding on to them and have amassed quite a collection. These are just a few of them.
This may just be a celebration of the joys of potty humor or it may be an expression of his intense frustration as the de facto engineer/producer on our various projects. Could be both. I don’t care. Shit’s just funny.

