I Started a Joke

Ladies and gentlemen, I have composed a joke.

A brilliant new take on the classic question/answer form came to me this morning while I was brushing my teeth.

Here it is:

Q: Why are there no pirates from Massachusetts?

A: Because they don't pronounce their "Aaaaaaaarghs!" properly.

I know that right now you're so grateful for that Creative Commons logo at the bottom of the page because it means you can tell all your friends this awesome joke without fear of legal repercussions (as long as you mention that I came up with it).

You're welcome.