Today's Horoscope (for All Signs)
Some of your friends secretly want you to fail.
Don't feel bad. It's because they're secretly assholes. There's no way you could have known. They count on nice people like you giving them a chance. They're lucky to have any friends at all, really. They know this. Trust me.




2 Comments:
Man, this is heavy. I'm speechless just thinking about this.
You can take comfort in the fact that I'm wearing white pants with white socks.
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